I look at the advertisements
in magazines and newspaper these days, and cannot believe that
shoes with spike heels and long, pointed toes have made a comeback.
How absurd! How unenlightened! How absolutely cruel!
I have a friend who
swears that designers of shoes must be men, who've never worn
a three-inch heel or, for that matter, crammed a foot into some
strappy little number that strangles feet the way a garrote strangles
necks. They haven't worn shoes that jam their toes up, one against
another, in an effort to fit them into the isosceles triangle
that forms the so-called toe of the shoe. That triangular shape
no more resembles the form of the human foot than a dunce cap
echoes the shape of a human head. If you look down at your toes,
you'll see that there are three long toes (which one is longest
varies from person to person) and then two toes of descending
size. If you were to draw the shape with a straight edge, you'd
probably get something shaped rather like a shed, or lean-to,
not a church steeple.
I remember reading
a quote from a shoe designer who referred to the pointed shoes
as "graceful," "elegant," and "making the foot appear smaller."
Nonsense. How can something that elongates and defies natural
shape make something appear smaller? From experience, I can state
unequivocally that shoes with rounded toes make my very average
size 7½ feet look positively tiny. And the pointy-toed shoes make
them look like size 10's. There's nothing wrong with size 10's
if they are in proportion to the rest of you, but (at 5'2") on
me they'd look like clown feet.
And we've not even
begun to discuss pain.
When I was in my mid-twenties,
I quit work in my seventh month of pregnancy. Once home, I reverted
to my childhood preference for bare feet or loafers, grateful
to get out of the high heels I'd been wearing daily to the office,
ever since graduating from college. Within a few days, I began
to have strange pains in my heels. Thinking it was something related
to pregnancy, I mentioned it to my OB.
"Oh," he said, "that's
just your tendons stretching. They became shortened from wearing
high heels all day." I was stunned. In just 4 years, my shoes
had shortened my tendons?
Tendons, of course,
are the least of it. Calluses, bunions, malformed toenails, hammer
toes: the list of woes goes on and on. Women who love shoes put
up with all sorts of miseries in the name of style.
My mother was a mini
Imelda Marcos. She kept upwards of 40 pairs of shoes well into
her 80's, and was crushed when she had to give up high heels following
a heart attack at the age of 89. Her sole criterion in buying
shoes was style, not comfort, and she was very proud of wearing
size 5½ long after her feet had grown to 6½. While she had a pair
of old oxfords for hiking and gardening, I never saw her wearing
anything but high heels for shopping, visiting, teaching, church-going,
and general around-the-house wear. She loved shoes so much that
she would order a pair that caught her fancy from a catalogue.
If they didn't fit, she would give them away unworn to a friend
or the daughter of a friend, to an employee or to the churchwomen's
sale. "Fit," of course, was not a precise term for her. If she
loved the look of the shoe enough, she'd cram her foot into it
no matter what. As a result, her podiatrist simply shakes his
head as he cuts her toenails. After almost 90 years of mistreatment,
her bare feet are not a pretty sight.
I find myself wondering
how on earth I escaped my mother's mania for shoes. Certainly
I like good-looking footwear, and when I'm dressed up, I find
that pretty shoes help the overall effect. But having endured
a few hours of torture at parties (those glamorous strappy numbers),
I long ago decided to forego glamour for comfort. It may take
longer to shop for good-looking shoes that are also comfortable,
but for me, they're worth the effort. And the thought of buying
shoes without trying them on (from a catalogue, for instance)
is anathema.
When I was a kid, the
problem was getting me to wear shoes at all. Except for church
and school, I ran barefoot. The first thing I did when I hit the
front door was to kick off my shoes. The bottoms of my feet were
so tough and callused that I could run on the gravel and small
stones of our driveway without discomfort, while my parents and
older brother winced on my behalf. I don't know why my well-shod
mother allowed me to go barefoot when I went downtown on short
errands with her, but I can still remember my embarrassed brother
looking at me with distaste and saying: "Do I have to be seen
with her? She's barefoot!"
When I was about 5,
I was asked to be the flower girl at a favorite cousin's wedding.
I was to wear a long, pink taffeta dress, and white Mary Janes
with white socks. Came the morning of the wedding, my grandmother
was there to help me dress. She took one look at my feet and ordered
me to sit on the side of the tub while she scrubbed the bottoms
of my feet.
"But I had a bath last
night," I wailed, "and we washed my hair and rolled it on rags
and everything!"
"You are NOT going
to put those feet into clean socks," she snapped. I tried to convince
her that the calluses on my feet weren't in the least dirty, until
I saw the washcloth she had used to scrub. It was my first lesson
in the fact that real dirt requires more than a gentle swipe to
remove it.
"Sheesh," I groaned.
"No one would ever know anyway. I mean the bottoms of my feet
are going to be inside my shoes!"
She gave me a scathing
look. "But you and I would know, wouldn't we?" she said, and ended
the conversation.
These days I rarely
go barefoot, and my feet are no longer tough. I baby them with
expensive walking shoes or soft slippers, and as my arthritis
progresses, I worry about my toes, which are so far unscathed.
A friend who has diabetes tells me that she must use lotion on
her feet daily, and I have decided to do the same for mine. Aging,
thinning skin needs all the help it can get, and cracks in the
heels hurt like the devil.
Thank goodness that
some shoe manufacturers take comfort into consideration. Birkenstocks,
of course, are an old standby, and there are several other brands
of shoes that are actually made with consideration for the human
foot. SAS and Ecco come to mind, and I'm sure there are others.
Unfortunately, they tend to be very expensive.
However, these days
we seniors are more than ever determined to remain healthy and
independent; we exercise and take care of ourselves better than
any earlier generation, and we're living longer. If saving our
pennies for one really good pair of shoes will help to keep us
mobile, we'll do it. But wouldn't it be great if the manufacturers
of less expensive brands twigged to the market and began making
softer, lower, more cushiony (but still attractive) shoes with
the older buyer in mind?
It seems to me that
as the baby boomers age, the shoe manufacturers are going to have
to consider adding new lines, with basic design changes to accommodate
aging feet. After all, one cannot wear sandals for every occasion.
Right now, anybody who could give me a soft spectator pump with
a 1-inch heel and a round toe that comes with a narrow heel would
have an easy sale at just about any price. It would, in fact,
be a shoo-in.