The Occasional Gardener
by Julia Sneden
I love my yard at
this time of year, because things have begun to bloom. Forsythia,
camellias, jonquils, crocuses, japonica, that rampant rascal Star
of Bethlehem, and even the violets (growing in what we recklessly
refer to as lawn) have a salubrious effect on me. I know that
I am supposed to hate the violets because they’re interlopers,
but I can’t help just cheering them on. They seem so brave, somehow.
All
these harbingers of spring don’t ask for much, and they bring
me blooms to fill every room in my house, with enough left over
to take to friends. This year I cut some japonica and put it in
water in my mother’s old celadon vase, to force early bloom. Its
delicate coral/red blossoms made the cold outside our door seem
positively inconsequential, because it was spring in the living
room.
The wonderful
perennials just do their thing, year after year, with almost no
effort on my part. The former owners of this house planted them
long ago, and all that they require from me is an occasional dose
of fertilizer and a little water in the hot summer. Oh, every
few years I take out the shears and whack away, as inexpert a
job of pruning as you will find anywhere in the world, but the
old plants are quite forgiving. They seem to thrive no matter
how I neglect them. It’s not that I mean them any harm. It’s just
that I have a short attention span.
Actually, my gardening
skills have improved a lot over the years. When we first bought
a house, I was so inept that if there had been garden police,
I’d have been hauled off to jail. And if there were a Garden Court
as well as a Family Court, my entire yard would have been removed
from my guardianship and placed in foster care. It’s not that
I didn’t make an effort. Having grown up in a home where both
parents were dedicated gardeners, I could hardly wait to grow
my own flowers. I carefully dug up and enriched the soil for a
cutting bed, sinking it down a couple of inches the way one does
in California, to catch and hold every drop of moisture during
the long, dry summers. The only problem was that we had moved
to hot, humid, eastern North Carolina, where rains are frequent,
copious, and of long duration, all summer long. Within a month,
every zinnia, daisy, columbine, cosmos, snapdragon, and aster
had disappeared into a damp, moldy mass, rotted away from too
much water.
When we moved to
the western part of the state, we unthinkingly bought a house
surrounded by a half acre of lawn. This was in itself a recipe
for disaster. I feel about lawns the way I feel about magnolia
trees: they belong in the vast grounds of stately mansions. Crammed
into suburban yards, magnolias are out of scale. And lawns, it
seems to me, require crews of groundskeepers who maintain constant
vigilance. I have seen a number of beautiful lawns in places near
and far; I admire them and enjoy them. I don’t want them. A lawn
around a middle class house, someone once said, is nothing more
than a boast that the owner can afford a power mower.
To add to my distress,
there was one neighbor who was a lawn fanatic. I think she manicured
the edges of her lawn with nail scissors. When she called me on
October 20th to suggest that she knew a nice man who would rake
our leaves (in this part of the world, the leaves begin to fall
about Oct. 15th), I told her that we usually let them all fall
before taking on the project. “Yes, but they’re blowing over onto
MY lawn!” she snapped. For some reason, we didn’t live in that
house very long.
Where we live now,
our putative lawn is nothing but weeds cut short. It serves to
keep the ivy away from the door. Ivy, of course, is another matter
altogether. It not only needs groundskeepers; it needs a death
squad. Every winter I cut it back fiercely at the bases of the
trees in our woods. Every summer it renews its assault, and climbs
twice as high and three times as far. I wish I could just concede
the battle, but if I do, our house will soon disappear under the
green carpet. Death by ivy: a horrible way to go.
I really
look forward to the next few weeks. Spring energizes me. But as
I said, I have a short attention span. Each year for about two
weeks in March, I am a whirlwind of determined activity. Diggings,
rakings, prunings, plantings, weedings, feedings and mulchings
take up all my daylight hours. My family groans: “Farmer Julia
has returned.” Dinner will be late. Farmer Julia will be sunburned
and limping. No matter how determined her nail brushing, her cuticles
will look grimy. (Yes, I know about garden gloves. I even use
them, that is until I take them off, lay them down, and forget
them).
Last year in a
fit of over-achievement, I dug up the daffodils in what is laughingly
called a garden border at the edge of the aforementioned non-lawn.
They had naturalized themselves and spread until they amounted
to a few tiny blooms in a great mass of thin, reedy foliage. I
carefully separated the clumps of bulbs, leaving the long, green
leaves attached as I put them back into the ground. I fed each
bulb that I replanted, filling the hole with a good mixture of
bone meal and rich earth. I gave away shoeboxes full of baby bulbs
to friends. I hope their bulbs are faring better than mine, which
have come up still thin and reedy, not at all like what my garden
book touted in the chapter on the way to propagate and improve
daffodil growth. They haven’t bloomed yet, so perhaps the flowers
will show proof of the bone meal. But I didn’t divide their cousins
that are growing in the woods just a few feet away, and they are
already blooming like crazy. Perhaps there’s a lesson here about
not tampering with Mother Nature, at least not if you’re an occasional
gardener.
It’s not that I
set out to fail. My intentions are sterling. I really like to
start plants and to see things grow, and I love to pick flowers.
It’s the time between planting and harvest that defeats me. I’m
incredibly impatient. When I plant something, I want to see it
bloom now, or at least within a week or two. Last summer I sowed
two rows of tithonia, or Mexican sunflower, in the sole sunny
spot in our yard. Inspired by a friend who’s my garden guru, I
decided to grow them with lab-lab beans (also called hyacinth
beans). The brilliant orange/red of the sunflowers looks wonderful
with the small, lavender, purple and white blossoms and magenta
pods of the beans.
I had started
the lab-labs indoors under a grow light, and when I transplanted
them, they were ready to take off up the string trellis I attached
to our carport roof. The tithonia, however, were sowed directly
into the ground in early May. Every few days, I checked for the
first shoots. By June l, I had decided that this year there wouldn’t
be any tithonia, and stopped checking. I didn’t even bother to
look for them before them before we left for the beach at the
end of June. When we returned, I was too busy washing salty, sandy
clothes, restocking the refrigerator, and stowing the beach towels
to pay attention to the side yard. And then, in mid-July, all
of a sudden I discovered the sunflowers, already something like
5 feet high and starting to bloom. I’d forgotten all about them.
They didn’t seem to mind.
The rest of my
yard is fairly shady for most of the daylight hours. Azaleas and
hydrangeas and shade-loving annuals keep it from being a mossy
bank, but it’s definitely a low-maintenance garden. There is one
small slope that gets a bit of sun, where I have planted stonecrop
and a moonvine and chrysanthemums, and last year they all produced
well. Mind you, that was without much help from Farmer Julia,
whose good intentions disappear with the first truly hot summer
day. If you’re looking for plants that will grow in spite of you,
you couldn’t do better than those three. (Getting the moonvine
started, however, is another matter).
It also helps
if you have good soil. My brother, who is an enthusiastic gardener
like our parents, once stuck a shovel into my front yard, and
sneered: “This isn’t soil. This is dirt!” I have since spent considerable
effort and money on improving it, but the dirt always seems to
swallow the compost, conditioner, sand, peat, etc. No matter what
I add, when I dig a few weeks later, there’s the ubiquitous red
clay again.
You’d think that
by now I wouldn’t be able to fool myself, but each year I am sure
that I will have success in the garden. I enrich; I plant; I mulch;
I feed; I water. I mean well. In all honesty, however, I’m not
likely to hang on past the first big weeds. For a few weeks, I
faithfully pull the weeds as they come up, but eventually I miss
a few days. Suddenly (well, perhaps not really suddenly) my garden
has disappeared under the weeds. In a whirlwind of activity, I
pull them all, and although I ache all over, I feel virtuous for
a week or two. Then I notice that the weeds are back. By then
it’s too hot to spend long hours out in the garden. And besides,
as my young friends say, “Been there; done that.” What I want
is for those weeds to get the message, lie down, and QUIT. I console
myself by remembering that in a couple of months, the weeds will
die along with everything else after the first frost. Serves them
right.
I have discovered
by accident that the best remedy for occasional gardening is to
live next door to someone who is a dedicated and cheerful non-gardener,
as in having a yard full of weeds and poison ivy and dead plants.
It’s not pleasant to look at, and it plays hob with your property
values, but it also makes your yard look terrific by comparison.
When I remember the lady with the manicured lawn, I count my current
blessings and look the other way. And occasionally, I garden.