Edition
17
I’ve been out of the hands-on raising of children for quite some
time now so I've not kept up with the latest in clothing fads,
eating trends, the newest drugs, the most clever angles to stay
out of jail. I have been made aware of how manufacturers
and their various watchdog groups are trying their damnedest to
keep things safe for the little, and not-so-little tykes.
Cribs with ill spaced side slats, car seats that don’t stay put,
toys that can come apart and choke the little sweetie into silence,
all can be subject to very expensive recalls.
The world is a dangerous place.
People die. Are hurt, maimed, and yes, you can be poisoned
by a dirty strawberry. Instead of making everything so safe,
so clean, so pure, so healthy, why not teach taking care?
Kids are not so dumb they can’t figure out that a four thousand
pound speeding auto can do something really nasty to their little
sixty pound bodies. Instead of trying to make everything
accident proof, why not go to a little trouble and teach responsibility.
That would be too hard and might take too much time.
Beyond cotton wrapping these
precious little ones, we now have to save them from becoming deprived.
Kid birthday party giving is now a competitive sport. There
is pressure on the parents to perform, to produce, to outdo and
most of all, to rescue their indifferent little six year old from
feeling badly. So something very expensive, called “goody
bags,” little bundles of toys and treats, are given to children
at birthday parties so that they will not feel deprived merely
because it is, technically speaking, not their birthday.
Oh, bother. These parents were obviously those who were
chosen last in a ball game and never got over it.
It is also interesting that the
gift of choice these days is money. Cash on the barrel head.
No need to exercise judgment and observation to determine what
Ryan or Tiffany might actually want. Slip him/her a twenty
dollar bill. As Jon Carroll* says, the good thing about
a $20 bill is that you always know exactly how much it costs.
