Dame Myra Hess
Lillian Briggs
Laverne Baker
Georgia Gibbs
Nanci Crompton
Totie Fields
Beatrice Lillie
Ina Ray Hutton
Connee Boswell
Gertrude Moran
Gertrude Niessen
Ruth Ederle
Priscilla Lane
Sally Rand
Emily Post
Ruby Helder
Sic Transit
is not a reference to the state of airline transportation today.
It is from Sic Transit Gloria Mundi. So passes worldly
glory.
All the ladies listed
above were famous in their day, forty or more years ago, but today
are scarcely known to most folk. This is not a quiz. Whenever
anyone e-mails me a quiz I usually delete before reading. I do
not do quizzes. Maybe you don’t, either. So for Sic Transit I
am giving all the answers.
Dame Myra Hess: A concert
artist. She played the harpsichord and some of her records have
been put on CDs..
Lillian Briggs: She
played trombone and sang (not simultaneously). My favorite song
of hers was All I Want Is All There Is and Then Some.
Laverne Baker: (I met
a LaVerne Baker who wasn’t the LaVerne Baker at Rice U in Houston.
She was secretary for the Naval ROTC there and didn’t know who
the other LaVerne Baker was. Next day she told me her husband
was mad at her for not knowing.) African-American vocalist whose
recordings were played almost exclusively on black radio stations
(this was in the bad old days) and several of whose hits were
done in a whiter version by
Georgia Gibbs: Her
Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs, who broadcast more widely on major radio
stations, becoming bigger hits for her than for Miss Baker. Tweedle
Dee, for one. An apocryphal story got around that whenever
LaVerne flew she took out a big life insurance policy with Georgia
as beneficiary because if anything happened to LaVerne, Georgia’s
career would be over.
Nanci Crompton: A ballerina
who often appeared on TV variety shows like Ed Sullivan’s. And
all she did was whirl around and around on her toes.
Totie Fields: Comedienne.
Her routines had a lot of jokes about being fat and/or Jewish.
She was a guest on a talk show and another guest was a British
peeress. The host complemented the British lady on the beauty
mark on her cheek. And Totie Fields said, "On a duchess it’s a
beauty mark. On a Jewish girl it’s a liver spot."
Beatrice Lillie: Lady
Robert Peel. A preeminent comedienne of her day on the stage and
TV. Appeared in several movies, the last in 1967, Thoroughly
Modern Millie, with Julie Andrews, Mary Tyler Moore and Carol
Channing (and I have young friends who don’t even know who Carol
Channing is.)
Ina Ray Hutton: Dressed
in a slinky ball gown, she danced and led her all-girl band. In
the words of Damon Runyon, I dearly loved such a spectacle.
Connee Boswell: Jazz
singer. Lead singer of the Boswell sisters (Connee, Martha and
Helvetia). Concerts, records, and a few movies.
Gertrude Moran: Gorgeous
Gussie. She caused a sensation at Wimbledon when she flashed ruffled
panties under her tennis skirt.
Gertrude Nielssen:
Sultry singer. Sang in cabarets and in Broadway musicals. Dody
and I heard her at the Turf Athletic Club in Galveston, Texas,
a curious name for a night spot that fronted for an illegal gambling
casino. She wore a dress you might expect a performer to wear
while out shopping for something suitable for her night club act.
Dody asked her why she was wearing such unglamorous clothes. Nielssen
said, "I was feeling fat tonight."
Ruth Ederle: The first
woman to swim the English Channel. In 1932.
Priscilla Lane: She
and her sisters (Rosemary and Lola) sang with Fred Waring’s Pennsylvanians.
She later appeared in movies.
Sally Rand: She danced
with apparently nothing to shield her from the elements but a
pair of large fans, which she handled so dexterously that spectators
thought they were seeing much more than they did. While playing
Houston, she came out to the Polar Wave Ice Palace skating rink
at an after-hours session and skated with any boy who asked her.
I was one of them. But I never saw her fan dance.
Emily Post: America’s
social arbiter. Her etiquette column ran in almost 200 newspapers
and her book, Etiquette, published in 1922, sold almost a million
copies.
Ruby Helder: Concert
artist who sang tenor opera arias. I knew another woman tenor
named Ruby. Miss Texas Ruby. She sang with Curly Fox’s country-western
band, a house band with Houston’s NBC TV affiliate.
One more name: Dorothy
Dix. Not Dorothea Dix. Dorothea was famous, too, in an earlier
era. I’m not going to tell you who Dorothy Dix is.
You could look it up
if you want.