The wider the generation
gap grows, the narrower it gets. Thanks largely to the Internet..
Aminah is my niece kind of. She lurks in the Web underbrush until
I log on (or her Aunt Susan, my daughter-in-law does), then springs
out in full Instant Message.
Aminah is eight years
old. This a recent IM exchange, typos and all:
Maymina92: I am waiting
like you said too.
Maymina92: sorry if
I am inturupting
DWestheime: And Sweet
Baboo, I am MAD at you. Every time you IM it cuts me off from
what I am doing. I am through e-mailing now.
Maymina92: Why are
you mad at me!!
DWestheime: AND NO
DARK BACGROUNDS OR I WILL GO OFF LINE.
Maymina92: ok
DWestheime: I just
told you why I was mad.
Maymina92: is the backround
better?
DWestheime: You kept
interrupting me. Didn't you know little children should be seen
and not smelled? That backround is much better.
Maymina92: I think
you mean childresn should be seen buet not heard
DWestheime: Oh. That's
right.
Maymina92: yeah
Maymina92: want meto
wait a few min?
DWestheime: I bet you
smell good. Like cats.
Maymina92: I mean me
to
DWestheime: No, I've
finished my e-mail.
Maymina92: I sure hope
I don't smell like cats
Maymina92: oh good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DWestheime: Cat's smeel
GOOD. They are known for it.
Maymina92: What have
you been doing?
Maymina92: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DWestheime: Trying
to answer my e-mail and this kd from up north kept interrupting.
Maymina92: is she smarter
then some old baboooo named David
DWestheime: And before
that I was working on income tax papers.
Maymina92: ha what
a mad sweetie babboo
Maymina92: I meean
bad
DWestheime: Oh, she
is much smarter. When he was her age he couldn't type.
Maymina92: relly what
a dum boy Maymina92: ( I am joking)
DWestheime: I may be
dumb, but I can spell it right.
Maymina92: O shush
up
Maymina92: (just joking)
DWestheime: That's
what Cody always says. "Just joking"
Maymina92: whose Cody?
DWestheime: Your cousin.
Our grandson.
Maymina92: Oh Cody
DWestheime: Say "Who's,"
not "Whose"
Maymina92: oh shush
up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DWestheime: Never.
Maymina92: "just joking"
Maymina92: Oh you better
DWestheime: What will
you do?
Maymina92: you won't
get a hug next time I see you!
DWestheime: Yeah? I
will hug you til your nose bleeds.
Maymina92: I won't
let you get near you though
Maymina92: near me
DWestheime: You wouldn't
say that if my cane didn't slow me down.
Maymina92: oh I would
go up and down the stairs wich will take a half hour to get down
and up and it will take two seconds
Maymina92: hold I want
to do somthing
DWestheime: You are
SO mean.
DWestheime: I gotta
go.